I live off a state highway, not
on some meandering country road but on a busy five-lane free-for-all. Six days
a week, paper thin econo cars play chicken with semi trucks carrying full
capacity loads. Commuters late for work
and hot doggers in their show room, cowboy trucks barrel by, unaffected by the
rules of courtesy or the laws of the state of Texas.
HoneyBunch says it wasn’t always
like this. When he first bought this
property back in the 80’s, he could count the total traffic that passed in one
day on both hands. To see the traffic
slow like that nowadays, I’d have to get up around 3:00 AM on a Sunday morning.
We witness several speeding
tickets a day, one fatality a week, and two Hit and Run, Misdemeanors a
year. Luckily, those hit and runs only
take out mailboxes. Drivers will veer
off the road or lose control of their vehicles and our mailboxes end up in the
property next door. All we will find the
next morning are a bent post (or what’s left of it), tire marks, and our
mailboxes and their contents socializing with cornstalks or cotton plants. The
perps who caused the mess never stick around.
Because of all this, I am
extremely careful when retrieving the daily mail. I stay off the shoulder and wait in the grass
along our property line until I see my chance, then I sprint out like a pit
crew mechanic at the Indy 500. There’s
always some clown in a truck who finds it funny to honk at me as I hurry to get
back onto safety.
I was coming home one evening at
dusk and had to turn across the traffic onto my drive. I was in the middle turning lane waiting for
the thick flow of cars and trucks to thin out, when a young man in a white
truck grew impatient. He decided to pass
everyone and charged up the middle lane towards me. Instead of stopping and
merging back onto his side of the road when he saw me, he sped up. He was bound and determined to pass everyone
up, no matter the cost.
I braced myself for the high
speed head-on collision. The traffic
slowed, horrified at what they were about to witness. The punk took advantage of this and veered
back on to his side of the road, barely missing the front left corner of my
Jeep’s hood. My car rocked from the gale
force he created.
We were all so close, the two
drivers in the front cars in the two lanes (a woman and a man), the young
hoodlum, and I, that we saw each other clearly.
Except for the smirk on the hotshot’s face, we all looked like
characters in an Edward Munch painting, our eyes bugged out and our mouths
dropped open.
The traffic moved on, but it took
me a while to find the strength to tootle up my drive. I hope that young man got to his destination
with time to spare because he took several years off my life that day.
Yup, I live on a state
highway. It was once a meandering,
peaceful country road. It now resembles
the streets of Le Mans during racing season. Like everything else in our lives,
we are all in one big hurry to get somewhere. No time to slow down; no time to
stop and render aid.
Well, I am glad you are safe! And, as always, the way you write your stories just puts me right there with you!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Elizabeth. I venture out into that traffic every day so I had to write my "ode" to it one day.
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