Monday, August 3, 2015

Ode to the Odious School Supply List


Back to school.
Haircuts
School clothes
Uniforms
Shoes
Backpacks
Physicals, vaccines, new bifocals
The list is just beginning - There is also the (cue music) 

SCHOOL SUPPLY LIST

One for each child of school age. 

8-count watercolors, 16-count watercolors
Ten-packs of Ticonderogas # 2, red pens, blue pens
Eight-count colored markers
Map colors, scissors, ruler
Glue sticks, glue bottle, AND a roll of cellophane tape
College-ruled, wide-ruled, and primary-ruled reams of paper. 

TWO boxes of facial tissue

Pocket folders, binders, composition books
Highlighters
Sticky notes

 and the ever-intriguing PROTRACTOR. 

Crayons, rubber erasers, scissors
Baby wipes and hand sanitizer. . .

Will the list ever end?


No.

On the first day of school the kids will come home with even more stuff you have to buy. 

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