(To be sung to the melody of the 12 Days of Christmas. Good luck.) 1. The first must-do for Thanksgiving: buy a pair of sweatpants in one size larger. 2. The second must-do on Thanksgiving: run both parades on the TV even though no one will watch them. 3. The third must-do on Thanksgiving: watch all three NFL football games (or take a nap while they are on). 4. The fourth must-do for Thanksgiving: create four meals with the leftover turkey. 5. The fifth must-do: eat five servings of your favorite dish: stuffing, potatoes, pie, whatever. 6. The sixth must-do: eat six pork tamales to offset all that turkey. 7. The seventh must-do on Thanksgiving: watch seven holiday specials (parades and football games count also). 8. The eighth must-do: take 8 shots or 8 squirts of any or all of the following: booze (tequila), beer, wine, canned whip cream. 9. The ninth must-do of Thanksgiving: if on the ninth day, you still have leftovers in th