Here comes another birthday. At my age birthdays zoom by faster than mile markers on an interstate. I’ve never been one to putter along at the speed limit, so before I know it, there’s another candle on the birthday cake. Should you feel the need to wish me a happy birthday, here are a few do’s and don’ts. One, do send cash or gift cards. Any denomination will do. I have a healthy respect for money, both my own and that of others, so any form of moolah is appreciated. Don’t waste your money on anything else, especially if it has to be dusted or worn. I abhor dusting, so anything that requires display or upkeep is a no-no, likewise with clothes. I do not wear pink, ruffles, or spandex. I look ghastly in anything from the “autumn palette,” and should you buy anything in my correct size, I will be forced to deny you guessed it right. I also suffer from lactose intolerance and cannot eat bananas or anything with brown s